World Wide Wooz! ;): Weirdest,Thing,Ive,Ever,Seen,XD

LOL, XD

Quotes!

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." -Dr.Suess

"Fears don't run away from you, you gotta face them." -Author Unknown

"You can't wrap love in a box, but you can wrap a person in a hug." ~Author Unknown

"Life Is a Video game, You gotta try to make it to the next level." -Author Unknown

"Everyone has different personalities, so don't judge them." -Author Unknown

"To be the best means to believe what you want and never give up." -Author Unknown

"If you're lucky enough to be different, don't ever change."-Taylor swift

"We should love, not fall in love, because everything that falls gets broken." -Taylor swift

Joke Bar!

Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: To reach the high notes.

Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
A: The Food!

Q: How do you get straight A's?
A: By using a ruler!

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A: Because his class was so bright!

Teacher: Didn't I tell you to stand at the end of the line?
Student: I tried but there was someone already there!

Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at John's exam?
Student: I hope you didn't either.

Q: Why did closing her eyes remind the teacher of her classroom?
A: Because there were no pupils to see.

Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems.

Q: What kind of meals do math teachers eat?
A: Square meals!

Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?

A: Because you can see right trough them.

Q: How do you make a fruit punch?

A: Give it boxing lessons.

Q: What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A: A nervous shipwreck

World Wide Wooz! ;)

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Thursday, November 29, 2012

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